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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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You made it out of the maze, but you were greeted by the terrible sound of villagers screaming.

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You saw a blue dragon who are recognized as Lennathan.

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Walk, I'm coming for you, baby!

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Let's ride!

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Down at the end of the way towards the red dragon where Thea is, there is a family.

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Am I able to unleash this lightning breath?

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You certainly can try.

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I hold it up to my face as I'm running and like put it on my face.

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You don't seem to make it work.

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Okay.

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Nulara, you begin to get deja vu.

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Thaddeus, protect them!

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You begin to run towards them and as they get to the building,

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another red dragon swoops in from behind it and the building explodes.

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Flint, Thea, Thaddeus, and Flaming Kins, you see Thaddeus holding up his hands.

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Divine power protects you from this huge explosion.

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The mask, you fools.

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Give it to me and I'll leave these crawling ants with their miserable lives.

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When you hear Lennathan is struck down by Protanther.

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You're destroying villages.

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Oh yeah, and I take the mask and I walk it over to him.

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It appears you've brought me a piece of blue wood.

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Is that not what you want?

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The blue dragon mask.

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It appears you have been duped again.

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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

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Walk swoops down to...

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Oh, we cuddle.

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Would it be possible for you to give us a lift back to Waterdeep?

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Of course I can.

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And as you get to the outskirts of Waterdeep, now the city seems to be overflowing with people.

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Protanther lands you near King's Court and you climb off.

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He says, until we join forces on the field of battle.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D fifth edition spooky actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More.

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And with me today is Tom Laird.

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Oh hey, that's me.

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Surprise second up in the billing.

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I play Flint Firebeard, I think.

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I'm not really sure what we're doing tonight, but normally I play Flint.

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And Carla Johnson.

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I play Boolara Moonbrook.

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Oh, I should have thought of something spooky for Flint.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Flint Fireboogins.

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Okay, there you go.

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There's not a good one for my real name, but thank goodness for Boolara.

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And Amy More.

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And I play Thea Amascaria.

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Yes.

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That was a good one.

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It's so bad.

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This right here, this is all I've got planned for tonight.

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Just coming up with spooky names for each other.

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I'll come up with an even better one.

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Well, I mean, I'm really not very good on the first one, so I would appreciate it.

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Yeah, let's get, okay, one more time around.

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Okay, and Tom Laird.

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Oh geez, man, I'm a first again?

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Look, he's like, oh my God.

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You're the one who wanted this sick.

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Oh boy.

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Yeah, I wanted a minute to think about it, Russ.

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No, it was either that or Peaches.

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The window's open.

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I got nothing.

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I got nothing, guys.

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Okay, I gotta close the window.

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You got time to think of something.

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I got more time.

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I also don't have a second one.

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I don't either.

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I only have one for Russ's name, so.

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Oh, what is it?

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We don't need to, we don't need to really come up with one.

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Unless, you know, you want, we can just tell him we did.

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He's gone right now.

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He doesn't know, tell him.

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Amy, yeah, just laugh.

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Good one.

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Oh, thank you guys.

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Except he can hear me when I'm talking,

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and he'll know that I didn't come up with one.

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Russ, we came up with a good one for you.

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And we all came up with a second one.

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Okay, what's the good one?

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Well, we came up with one for you.

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It's Puss Gore, which is pretty gross.

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That's disgusting.

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Nasty.

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I don't like it, but I like it, but I don't like it.

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Seasonally appropriate, but gross.

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And I'm going to change my name from Tom Laird to Zom Scared.

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Oh, that's, oh yeah.

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Yeah, that's good.

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Scared, Laird, that makes sense.

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It rhymes, it works.

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If you like all these lovely spooky pet names that we give ourselves,

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you can join us over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Where for just a buck a month, we'll come up with a spooky name for you.

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Absolutely.

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And when you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you.

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And today's episode is dedicated to ALex from the Mysteries and Urban Legends podcast.

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You rock.

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It sounds like you do more spooky things with your podcast than we do with ours,

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but we're going to try real hard.

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That's fair.

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We'll try.

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Hey guys, I don't mean to hijack this,

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but remember a little while ago when we said if people left us awesome reviews on

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iTunes, we would read them?

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Read them.

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Yes.

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I totally have a couple of them that I'm going to read right now.

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I would love to hear them.

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This one's titled Amazing Podcast.

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It says this is the first D&D podcast I've heard and I love it.

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Cannot wait to start playing the game myself.

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They are also on Spotify, which is where I listen.

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Smiley face.

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And who gave us that review?

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That is from Immune.

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Two M's, two N's.

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Thank you, Immune.

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Obviously not immune to our really weird comedy.

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And I've got a second one as well.

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Tom's pumping us up to get started to play.

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This one's titled Excellent Entertainment and it's from JT the GM.

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It says this cast of players and dungeon master is filled with laughter and

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misadventures.

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A hit for the person looking for a good old fashioned tale of D&D.

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Please bring back Guacamole, then emoticon with a single T.

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By this point, you've realized that Guacamole is back.

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Safe and sound.

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We strung you along though, because you pioneered hashtag find guac.

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And I taunted you every single week.

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I look forward to his updated review where he's thrilled that guac is back.

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But today is our special Halloween episode.

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Hence all the spooky names.

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So we're going to get started right now.

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Fuck it, let's play spooky D&D.

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I'm trying to come up with a better way.

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That's what we got.

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You've just returned back to Waterdeep.

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And you've gone to see Leosin to find out when the next council meeting will be.

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Leo, baby, what's up?

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Oh, hi, hello.

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So many things are up.

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But what is up with you?

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You first.

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Okay, well, the council has gone off to the Nether Mountains.

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Are supposed to return very soon.

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To make good on the promises that they said they would keep.

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That's good.

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That's great news.

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As you can see, the city is overrun with refugees.

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Yes, we did see that.

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On the plus side, there's a lovely harvest festival going on right now.

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Oh, I do love me a harvest festival.

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So, I mean, that's kind of the silver lining.

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Everybody's kind of banded together to try and lift spirits, have a little fun.

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What kind of spirits?

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Nobody can see my creepy hands.

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You are making some good creepy hands.

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They're super creepy, guys.

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I mean, the good spirits, hopefully.

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Hopefully none of the bad spirits.

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That could end terribly because we are quite over capacity.

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Like the fire marshal came and knocked on our door the other day

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and said, you have too many people.

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I like that there's a fire marshal in this world.

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And did you say you're just adding to this problem, Mr. Get Out?

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Thanks, Tom.

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Okay, I just need to put a pause on things for a second.

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I made a really good joke today.

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So, I was playing cards with a coworker today and she said,

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oh, God, I've got a really weird hand.

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And I said, why?

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Is it all thumbs?

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And I laughed for like four minutes.

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And I was like, well, that's the best I'm going to do today.

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And I wasted it on you, Kathy.

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Jesus.

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I'm recording tonight and I wasted my best.

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I just had to share.

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Anyway, this harvest festival sounds great.

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We just saw a whole lot of dragons at Zompel's tower.

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So, that was neat.

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Luckily, though, Protanther and the other gold metallic dragons got there in time.

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Such a relief that the council left and made good on those promises.

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A posthaste.

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Well, that gives you the evening to go do what you do.

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Guys, we have a day off.

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Perfectly.

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Hey, Leos, is there good snacks at this festival?

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Oh, the best snacks.

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Like some good autumnal snacks.

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I'm looking for apples.

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I'm looking for gourds.

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I'm looking for-

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There's definite-

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Pumpkin dip.

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Oh, pumpkin spice.

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There's all of those things.

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Wonderful.

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Because all of those things now exist in this world.

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Well, they are just fruits and vegetables.

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I was going to say what you were-

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This was all an elaborate world building for a place where there was no gourds?

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There were previously no gourds.

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Have you not picked up the breadcrumbs that have led to the moment where there are actually no-

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They've been layering it for like three plus years.

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To be fair, he's never mentioned a squash of any varietal that I can recall.

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This is true.

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No kirkabits at all.

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Sorry to have ruined your life, Russ.

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This is really- this has opened a lot of doors here.

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We're creating this world.

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Isn't that amazing what you can do in D&D?

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You can just create a world in which squash exists.

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Look at the fucking roof off this conspiracy.

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Holy shit.

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We're really living our best D&D lives right now, aren't we?

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So you had me right up until you started talking about D&D.

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I don't know what that is.

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Leo-san, are you going to come kick it with us at this festival?

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You know, I have some things to finish up here,

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but if I get done in time, I will come join you.

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That means no, guys.

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Without a doubt.

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That's a no.

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Yeah, that's a no whenever I hang out with my friends and they say that.

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Does that happen a lot to you, Flynn?

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You guys are really my only friends, so yep.

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Okay, fair enough.

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All right, Leo-san, while if you do need us,

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we will be down at the festival.

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I can't guarantee how sober we're going to be.

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It's a day off, motherfuckers!

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And Thea leaves.

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Just like that.

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You turn around and Flamikins and Thaddeus have disappeared.

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They've just ran and gone and at the moment,

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they said day off that you figure they bolted.

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That's fair.

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So they are no longer with you.

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You head out and down the stairs and into the streets of Waterdeep.

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At first glance, you notice some big differences.

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There are silver dragons standing guard around the city.

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Streets are packed.

258
00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:41,300
The usually impeccably clean city,

259
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,700
Waterdeep is known to be one of the cleanest,

260
00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:47,620
largest cities in all of Faerun and it's packed with people.

261
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:51,060
It's got tents and caravans and the city is just overflowing,

262
00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,580
as you saw when you came up.

263
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:55,780
The city guard of Waterdeep is patrolling

264
00:11:55,780 --> 00:12:00,500
and putting a quick stop to any fights that come up or break out internally,

265
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:04,820
while you notice the armed forces patrol the outskirts and battlements of the city.

266
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:10,420
As you head to the streets and notice the general mood of the city,

267
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:17,620
there's a mix between fear and concern and then there's also a bit of levity trying to break through.

268
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Some citizens are trying to bring some cheer with the annual Old Hallows Eve Festival.

269
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:30,820
Benders and shop owners hand out candies and treats to children and adventurers alike

270
00:12:31,379 --> 00:12:34,580
and celebrate with bards playing seasonal music.

271
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Where do you guys want to go?

272
00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:36,900
I wanted some candy.

273
00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,020
I was kind of thinking that too.

274
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,020
As soon as you said that to children, I was like,

275
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:46,660
he is a child inside.

276
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,220
I mean, we're all somebody's children.

277
00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:50,020
Exactly.

278
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,780
He is still young for an elf.

279
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,020
There's all kinds of justifications why we want to go get some candy.

280
00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:57,300
Absolutely.

281
00:12:57,300 --> 00:13:01,700
The first shop you come up to that you notice handing out treats is O'Henry's.

282
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,860
Oh, Henry, how are you doing?

283
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:06,500
He looks up.

284
00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:09,300
It's you.

285
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:12,340
It's you, the bedazzled, the bedazzled, the bedazzler.

286
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:13,880
What?

287
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,620
The bedazzled bedazzler.

288
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:20,500
You got your, you got your, you got your, you got your leathers bedazzled.

289
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,020
I'm getting older there, Missy.

290
00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:25,700
How are you doing?

291
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,000
Wonder.

292
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,020
Besides older.

293
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:28,520
Older.

294
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,620
Life, life, life ends for us all.

295
00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:35,379
What you got in the, what you got, what you got there?

296
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:41,780
Well, we've got some, some sugary things that I got at the local confectionary

297
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,540
that the, that the kids like.

298
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,700
Look, they're like orange and yellow.

299
00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,420
May I have an orange one?

300
00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:49,560
Yeah.

301
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:53,140
You grab them and they're both orange and yellow.

302
00:13:53,539 --> 00:13:56,019
Oh, so you're just going to eat the orange part?

303
00:13:56,980 --> 00:14:01,220
No, I'll probably eat the whole thing.

304
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:03,059
He said there are orange and yellow ones.

305
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,100
I got confused.

306
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,939
I thought there were two different kinds.

307
00:14:05,939 --> 00:14:07,379
Well, thank you, Henry.

308
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,819
Everybody gets older there, Missy.

309
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:10,740
Age comes first, doesn't it?

310
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:11,240
Doesn't it?

311
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:12,980
It's knocking on my door.

312
00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:14,199
Ages?

313
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:16,840
Yep.

314
00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:17,559
Okay.

315
00:14:19,539 --> 00:14:20,980
I pop it in my mouth.

316
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,419
And is it delicious?

317
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,100
Yeah. What's the flavor on that bad boy?

318
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:24,820
Flavor roll.

319
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,140
Flavor Flav, it's a two.

320
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:31,460
It tastes like sweet corn.

321
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:33,220
Oh, okay.

322
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:33,940
That's not too bad.

323
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:35,780
It's really good.

324
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:37,300
Good, good.

325
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:40,900
These kids seem to like it as a group of kids come up and grab handfuls and

326
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,300
take bites and then spit it out onto the ground and say, that's disgusting, old man.

327
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,980
I go, I get out my, my hanky and I go like,

328
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:56,980
I chew and I chew my candy in two because I'm not, I'm not about to insult this man who

329
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:01,379
embossed my leather armor.

330
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:02,899
Emblazoned and dim doodled.

331
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:04,659
Dim doodled.

332
00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:05,220
That is cruel.

333
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:06,340
Dim dum doodled.

334
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,620
Don't catch your death there, Missy.

335
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,220
You go have, go have fun.

336
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:10,920
Okay.

337
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:13,300
Is it cold outside?

338
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,340
I don't know, you're sneezing.

339
00:15:16,019 --> 00:15:17,460
He raises a valuable point.

340
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:17,620
Yeah.

341
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,100
Oh, no.

342
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:18,900
Yes, of course.

343
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:20,120
Yes.

344
00:15:21,139 --> 00:15:21,639
Okay.

345
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:23,379
Goodbye, Henry.

346
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:24,259
Okay.

347
00:15:24,259 --> 00:15:25,060
See you next time.

348
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,500
Send your friends.

349
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,100
I turn to you guys.

350
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,300
You guys should really try the candy.

351
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:29,940
It's good stuff.

352
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:32,980
We're not falling for it.

353
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,580
We saw the sneeze move.

354
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,780
It was not that subtle.

355
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:36,019
Yeah.

356
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,139
Not a chance.

357
00:15:37,139 --> 00:15:37,940
I don't know.

358
00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:39,060
Rolling for stealth.

359
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:41,060
I definitely rolled a five.

360
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:45,540
Also, stealth seems like a weird roll for them.

361
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,420
For a sneeze.

362
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,220
Did I like miss the tissue

363
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,540
and I just like spit it onto the ground?

364
00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:51,940
A little bit.

365
00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:53,860
I mean, it mixed with all the other kids' stuff.

366
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:54,980
So, you know, it's fine.

367
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,980
Why don't we go see...

368
00:15:58,980 --> 00:15:59,379
Oh, no.

369
00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:00,420
You know what I want to do?

370
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,820
I want to go somewhere where there's like a gathering

371
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:04,900
to see if we can hear people talking about us.

372
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,820
Oh, that's fun.

373
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,500
We're like the heroes of the town, sort of, right?

374
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,580
I mean, a little bit.

375
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,259
You begin walking down the streets,

376
00:16:14,259 --> 00:16:15,940
eavesdropping on everybody you pass.

377
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:20,420
And you pass by one gathering.

378
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:21,780
They're gathered around a bard

379
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,460
and you hear a familiar sound

380
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,820
and it sounds like Grug, your good friend.

381
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:31,300
And he is singing Tales of the Decimators of Dragons.

382
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,020
Water deep, water deep.

383
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:52,020
Silver dragons in the sky,

384
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,860
fiendish wings in the night.

385
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:56,740
Water deep takes flight.

386
00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:00,500
All hail the decimators,

387
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,620
dragon queen.

388
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,980
See you later, weep.

389
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:08,019
Water deep.

390
00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:09,059
Yeah, Grug!

391
00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:09,559
Woo!

392
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:11,380
You know.

393
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,779
Hey, didn't you know those guys personally?

394
00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,660
This guy's totally factual in his songs.

395
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,299
He looks up and he points to you.

396
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:22,740
See you later on down the road, you silver tongues.

397
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,460
I like it.

398
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,660
Don't forget to sing about that hot chick we destroyed together.

399
00:17:29,859 --> 00:17:31,379
You keep going down the street

400
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:36,180
and you pass by another group on your way through

401
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,500
and you see a gray tabaxi.

402
00:17:39,539 --> 00:17:41,139
Singing a song of adventures,

403
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,420
saving the realm from a war with the gods.

404
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:48,420
Well, clearly overstating his importance within the battles.

405
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:52,100
I mean, that does sound like something a crazy tabaxi would say.

406
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,700
It sure does.

407
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:57,140
I don't trust the tabaxi as far as I can throw one.

408
00:17:57,140 --> 00:18:00,820
You see a gathering at the end of the street you are walking on

409
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:04,100
and you're getting nearer towards the yawning portal inn.

410
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,660
And as you get closer,

411
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:10,100
you see a traveling haunted house set up.

412
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:10,580
What?

413
00:18:10,579 --> 00:18:13,460
With a merchant out front yelling five gold,

414
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,939
make it to the end and the treasure's yours.

415
00:18:15,939 --> 00:18:18,659
And he's calling this out to everybody who passes by.

416
00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:21,460
I look to my friends and I say,

417
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,220
how about a little bit of fake scary after all

418
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,059
the really crazy scary that we've been having.

419
00:18:25,619 --> 00:18:28,579
It seems, it seems like a good diversion.

420
00:18:29,299 --> 00:18:32,659
A little, a little, a little fake scare

421
00:18:32,659 --> 00:18:35,059
instead of, you know, facing real life dragons

422
00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:37,139
and other horrible things.

423
00:18:37,139 --> 00:18:38,179
Child's play.

424
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:41,860
Yeah, if it's only five gold, that's, that's nothing for us.

425
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:44,980
Well, I was, I was thinking for the Decimator of Dragons,

426
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,140
we might get him for free, but all right.

427
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,019
You give it a shot.

428
00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:48,980
Give it a shot, Thea.

429
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,820
I go up to the merchant and I say,

430
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:53,940
oh there, good sir.

431
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,900
Good day, good day, five gold.

432
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,900
Make it to the end of the haunted house

433
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,820
and the treasure's all yours.

434
00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:02,580
What treasure are we talking about?

435
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:05,779
Oh, I've been collecting treasure from cities past

436
00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:08,819
all over the realm and just keeping it in here.

437
00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:10,899
Okay, it sounded like you were finished talking.

438
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:17,859
Well, do you give any special discounts for celebrities?

439
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,740
There's a celebrity here?

440
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,740
Well, you've got three in your midst right now.

441
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:23,240
Where?

442
00:19:24,019 --> 00:19:29,139
Have you heard of a few, I can't stand girls like that.

443
00:19:29,139 --> 00:19:32,259
She's so embarrassed and this like is.

444
00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:32,819
Pretty great.

445
00:19:35,779 --> 00:19:37,299
Oh, Russ.

446
00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:38,339
I shouldn't have looked up.

447
00:19:38,339 --> 00:19:39,460
I was like in the zone.

448
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,819
I look over and Carla's like.

449
00:19:40,819 --> 00:19:42,420
Literally hiding her face, yeah.

450
00:19:43,779 --> 00:19:44,279
Yep.

451
00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:47,220
Have you heard of us, you know,

452
00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:51,460
a group called the Decimator of Dragons?

453
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:55,940
The Decimator of Dragons, yes.

454
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:58,339
There was a, there was a, there was a bard.

455
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:01,059
He was telling tales down the street

456
00:20:03,139 --> 00:20:05,700
about how they're saving, saving, saving everything.

457
00:20:06,259 --> 00:20:06,899
Yes, we are.

458
00:20:06,899 --> 00:20:08,660
From these, from these horrid dragons.

459
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,220
Well, not, not all the dragons are bad,

460
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,500
just the cults of the dragons.

461
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,099
But yeah, yeah, that's us.

462
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:15,859
That's you?

463
00:20:15,859 --> 00:20:16,500
That's us.

464
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,579
Well, you don't look like too much.

465
00:20:19,139 --> 00:20:20,740
How are you going to take on all these dragons?

466
00:20:21,859 --> 00:20:24,339
We've, we've banded together with other dragons.

467
00:20:27,139 --> 00:20:27,539
Very good.

468
00:20:27,539 --> 00:20:29,700
So you could make it to the end of this haunted house.

469
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:30,660
No problem.

470
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:31,859
Absolutely.

471
00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:33,460
And then the treasure's yours.

472
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,420
For sure.

473
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:35,779
You got a sale going on.

474
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:37,380
Five gold.

475
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,300
All right, I pay him the five gold.

476
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:39,779
Yeah, okay.

477
00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:41,220
And then I turn to my friends and I shrug.

478
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,100
You gave it a good shot.

479
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:44,019
Yeah, it was worth a try.

480
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:48,259
I give him five gold, which that seems pretty steep.

481
00:20:48,259 --> 00:20:52,019
I feel like there's been a lot of inflation in Waterdeep,

482
00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:55,220
probably because of the influx of people and yeah.

483
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,860
I'm actually recording it.

484
00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:01,300
Now I have 6.85 instead of 6.98.

485
00:21:01,299 --> 00:21:01,700
Oh God.

486
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:06,019
I haven't even looked at my money since we were on paper.

487
00:21:06,819 --> 00:21:10,419
It's right there, Nick, after like in our equipment.

488
00:21:12,019 --> 00:21:15,460
I wrote it down when we started, but you know.

489
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:18,899
So is this a one at a time thing or is this?

490
00:21:18,899 --> 00:21:21,460
No, no, you can go in as many as you like.

491
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:25,220
You pay your gold, you go in any one of these three doors,

492
00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:30,419
any gestures to the large haunted house on wheels that is behind him.

493
00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:33,140
A tiny haunted house on wheels.

494
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:35,140
They're all the rage right now in Faerun.

495
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,060
Everybody's putting them up.

496
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:39,060
Properties at a premium, Amy.

497
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:41,940
The use of space is just incredible.

498
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:45,060
How is there two floors in this tiny haunted house?

499
00:21:46,019 --> 00:21:47,140
How much for the dragon?

500
00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:49,620
As for Donnie, I'm calling him a-

501
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:51,940
Oh, the dragon's going in.

502
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:52,440
Yes.

503
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,980
I mean, is he intelligent?

504
00:21:56,980 --> 00:22:00,100
Is he going to figure out how to get you through this haunted house?

505
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:01,540
Oh, no, no.

506
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:04,740
But I'm like Wink at Don, like he knows I'm not, come on.

507
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:06,900
I am so dumb.

508
00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:13,220
I am the dumbest dragon around.

509
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:14,980
I lose lots of respect for Donnie.

510
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:18,100
Yeah, the dragon can go in, no problem.

511
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:18,660
It's all fine.

512
00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:19,060
It's fine.

513
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:19,460
It's fine.

514
00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:22,260
He's not going to hurt anything in there, I don't think.

515
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:28,500
So yes, yes, you and your decimators of dragons, you pick one of three doors.

516
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:32,980
Now, I really feel like these are my decimator of dragons,

517
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:36,259
like I'm now the leader of this group and I'm uncomfortable with that.

518
00:22:36,259 --> 00:22:36,980
I'm on board.

519
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:40,660
I was talking to the dragon, him and his decimator of dragons.

520
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:42,900
You get three chances.

521
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:47,619
When you enter, well, it seems more real.

522
00:22:48,819 --> 00:22:51,619
Some of the things might be, might be quite difficult,

523
00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:55,539
might seem like they hurt, but don't worry, it doesn't actually.

524
00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:06,420
Um, just out of curiosity, if I were to hit someone with my fist

525
00:23:07,379 --> 00:23:16,980
because they scared me, would I be hitting a like a measly paid employee,

526
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:20,019
probably like a teenager or something that's just working on the week?

527
00:23:20,019 --> 00:23:20,579
Totally.

528
00:23:20,579 --> 00:23:22,579
Am I hitting a teen actor?

529
00:23:22,579 --> 00:23:24,659
Because this is a real good question, guys,

530
00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:25,860
because this is a real problem.

531
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:28,660
It really is.

532
00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:32,740
I have invested in the finest illusions

533
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:36,420
to make sure that this is as real as possible

534
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:40,500
for adventurers looking to seek a little excitement around the holidays.

535
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,100
That's all I needed to hear.

536
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:42,340
Great.

537
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,300
Door number three.

538
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:44,980
Oh, okay.

539
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,580
I guess we follow the theater.

540
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:49,540
All right.

541
00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:51,300
How can you not follow that confidence?

542
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,259
I know that's it.

543
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:57,539
You enter through a curtain.

544
00:23:58,099 --> 00:23:59,460
Beaded or normal?

545
00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:01,379
I was just wondering.

546
00:24:01,379 --> 00:24:02,180
It is normal.

547
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:06,339
It is a fabric curtain, dark black to keep the light out.

548
00:24:06,339 --> 00:24:07,539
Oh, like a CO2 curtain.

549
00:24:07,539 --> 00:24:08,019
Yes.

550
00:24:08,019 --> 00:24:12,900
You enter and you step onto a rickety wood platform

551
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:17,779
and you begin moving into the hallway.

552
00:24:17,779 --> 00:24:23,299
As you get about five to 10 feet in, the floor begins to change,

553
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:27,139
begins to feel like stone beneath your feet,

554
00:24:28,819 --> 00:24:32,740
and bright, brilliant colors begin to be seen everywhere.

555
00:24:33,379 --> 00:24:39,619
The stones and pigments undimmed by the passage of what looks like could be decades.

556
00:24:39,619 --> 00:24:43,700
There are cobwebs around the corners, hanging from the walls,

557
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:52,500
and the floor of the corridor is a colorful mosaic of stone with a distinct winding path

558
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:57,620
of red tiles about two feet wide, snaking its way down the corridor.

559
00:24:58,420 --> 00:25:03,140
No stonework can be seen on the walls or the ceiling 20 feet above,

560
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:08,259
for some sort of cement or plaster has been smoothed over all of these surfaces

561
00:25:08,259 --> 00:25:09,380
and then illustrated.

562
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:18,660
The scenes show fields with kine grazing, a copse with several wolves in the background,

563
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:25,860
workers of various races and strange human-animal mixtures, pig-human, ape-human,

564
00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:28,660
and dog-human going about various tasks.

565
00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:32,500
Certain of the frescoes show rooms of some building,

566
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,380
a library filled with many books and scrolls,

567
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:39,620
the door of the torture chamber, and a wizard's workroom.

568
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:45,780
There are chairs, windows, boxes, bales, doors, chests, birds, bats, spiders,

569
00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:49,140
and all manners of other things shown on the wall.

570
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:54,180
What would you look at these pretty pictures?

571
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:58,500
Somebody did a very good job in here, looks great.

572
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:00,980
Are any of the eyes following us or anything?

573
00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:03,780
The attention to detail on the birds is real good.

574
00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,220
Anything spooky happening yet?

575
00:26:06,259 --> 00:26:09,299
There are none that appear to be following you.

576
00:26:11,139 --> 00:26:12,740
Shall we just stay on the hall?

577
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:18,259
The path is about 130 feet down, as far as you can see from where you are.

578
00:26:19,139 --> 00:26:21,700
I mean, I guess we just follow the path, yeah.

579
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:24,579
Right, yeah, we meander down 130 feet.

580
00:26:25,139 --> 00:26:28,980
So you're following the red path that is outlined?

581
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:29,700
There are more than one.

582
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:30,579
Or are you just walking?

583
00:26:31,539 --> 00:26:34,740
Well, I mean, the hallway is about 20 feet wide,

584
00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:37,779
and then there is a red path that snakes its way down.

585
00:26:38,339 --> 00:26:39,939
Yeah, I'm going to walk on the path.

586
00:26:39,939 --> 00:26:45,220
I think so, and I guess probably look at the murals that it takes you close to.

587
00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:46,819
It's like a guided art tour.

588
00:26:46,819 --> 00:26:49,220
Can I investigate the murals as we pass by?

589
00:26:50,099 --> 00:26:51,059
Mm-hmm, yeah.

590
00:26:51,059 --> 00:26:52,899
I want to investigate the murals.

591
00:26:52,899 --> 00:26:53,220
Sure.

592
00:26:55,379 --> 00:26:56,019
It goes great.

593
00:26:56,019 --> 00:26:57,299
Get them all out now, Amy.

594
00:26:58,659 --> 00:26:59,779
Oh, those are so good.

595
00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:01,059
Those murals you love.

596
00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:07,460
How far do you walk as you're looking extensively at these murals?

597
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:08,019
Ten feet?

598
00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:12,180
Yeah, you get ten feet down and you're examining the murals,

599
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:15,299
and I mean, they look exquisite in their artistry.

600
00:27:15,859 --> 00:27:17,940
Maybe someone else takes an interest in the murals

601
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,019
and Amy stops rolling with the rainbow dice.

602
00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:22,339
I had rolled a two.

603
00:27:22,339 --> 00:27:22,980
Real solid.

604
00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:27,460
Okay, yeah, I want to investigate.

605
00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:32,500
I'm particularly interested in these half-human hybrid creatures,

606
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,579
but I'm soaking it all in.

607
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,539
You're just like, culture, culture, culture.

608
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,059
We're so tired.

609
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:42,980
We haven't had a day off in a long time, guys.

610
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:44,180
That's why I got a four.

611
00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:47,940
So I also notice nothing.

612
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,340
Did they use colors?

613
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:52,340
Marching order.

614
00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:55,539
I assume Thea went first, being that she said she was.

615
00:27:55,539 --> 00:27:56,180
I did.

616
00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:59,380
So she went about ten feet down following the red path.

617
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:05,220
How far down do you go as you are observing these half-humans creatures?

618
00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:06,980
And I will tell you more about them, obviously.

619
00:28:07,539 --> 00:28:08,100
You don't have to.

620
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:08,740
I rolled a four.

621
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:10,500
I can barely see them.

622
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,060
Oh, they're...

623
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:11,539
Apparently.

624
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:14,420
I mean, they look like half-humans.

625
00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:19,060
Dogs, pigs, mixtures of all sorts of animals.

626
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:21,060
You start to make up your own names for them.

627
00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:23,060
It's like, humans, humans.

628
00:28:23,059 --> 00:28:25,859
What a terrible name.

629
00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:33,299
Can I, with a roll of a four, tell which half of them is human?

630
00:28:33,859 --> 00:28:36,019
Are they half and half like centaurs?

631
00:28:36,019 --> 00:28:40,980
Or are they like a mix like mutt from space balls?

632
00:28:41,859 --> 00:28:46,899
They appear to be different variations of half-human and half-animal.

633
00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:50,899
Some of them have heads of the animal, bodies full human.

634
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:59,140
Others have mostly the bodies of, like, the ape has the arms and chest of the ape

635
00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:04,980
and legs of the human and face kind of morphed between the two.

636
00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:08,180
So wait, is it just like that meme where that dude skipped leg day?

637
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,340
Yep, exactly.

638
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:11,060
Okay.

639
00:29:11,060 --> 00:29:12,420
Never skip leg day.

640
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:16,820
You end up like a half-human half-animal.

641
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:17,540
That's what they say.

642
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:18,100
So sorry.

643
00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:21,140
Do you pass by, Thea?

644
00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:22,260
No, I don't think so.

645
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:25,540
Like, I'm kind of, but I'm probably pretty close.

646
00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:33,140
Thea doesn't feel afraid because she knows that this is all just make-believe.

647
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:34,020
Oh, totally.

648
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:37,140
Yeah, like, I think we're pretty, like, relaxed and, like, oh, whatever.

649
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:38,980
I would never go first to other ones.

650
00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:42,900
Yeah, I mean, that was your dead giveaway that this was a different situation.

651
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:45,460
So Flint, Thea has gone ahead.

652
00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:50,340
Nularaaaa following close behind there, observing these beautiful murals along the wall.

653
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:53,140
And you see they're following this red-snaking path.

654
00:29:53,779 --> 00:29:56,579
What are you doing as you begin to walk down?

655
00:29:56,579 --> 00:30:00,660
Well, I was pretty interested in those birds you mentioned in the mural,

656
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,740
so I'm going to have a closer look at them.

657
00:30:03,539 --> 00:30:04,100
Sure.

658
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,299
Oh, that's a 19.

659
00:30:06,259 --> 00:30:07,860
Oh, well, someone is observant.

660
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:11,140
Scratch that, making an 18 because of my minus one penalty.

661
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:11,940
But still pretty good.

662
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:16,740
You all continue to walk down, and you're observing the birds,

663
00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:22,259
and they're exquisite birds, and you catch out of the corner of your eye.

664
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:25,539
You guys have walked about 30 feet into this room,

665
00:30:25,539 --> 00:30:29,620
and you see that Thea is walking,

666
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:37,539
and you see the edge of what looks like perhaps maybe a pit trap

667
00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:41,539
coming up directly in front of her.

668
00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:43,700
On the floor.

669
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:45,620
Oh, watch it running there, Thea.

670
00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:51,539
Well, hello there.

671
00:30:51,539 --> 00:30:52,980
Happy Halloween.

672
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:54,740
I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

673
00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:58,259
Thanks for joining us for episode 60 of Dumbgeons and Dragons,

674
00:30:58,259 --> 00:31:01,860
The Haunted House of Horrors, part one.

675
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:07,140
So sorry about Tom's audio in this episode and possibly the next few

676
00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:12,420
that the literal Halloween gremlins got to his wires and crossed some paths.

677
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:14,820
But I can assure you, we have figured it out.

678
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:17,140
It will just take a bit before we get caught up

679
00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:19,140
in our recordings before we figured it out.

680
00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:22,100
A few big thank yous to start us off today.

681
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:24,900
First, thank you for those lovely reviews off the top.

682
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:28,500
There were a couple more that we received that we'll be reading next episode.

683
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:32,660
And thank you to Keith Ross for his episode 59 guest appearance as Protanther.

684
00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:34,580
It's always a blast to have you on, Keith.

685
00:31:34,579 --> 00:31:38,099
Go check him out at Elmo the Usurper on Twitter.

686
00:31:38,099 --> 00:31:41,779
And finally, from the first half of today's episode, you heard them.

687
00:31:41,779 --> 00:31:42,339
You loved them.

688
00:31:42,339 --> 00:31:47,539
It's Spencer Joe returning as Grug Danger's song in a walk-on cameo there,

689
00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:52,579
weaving an original tale of glory and wonder of the Decimators of Dragons.

690
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:56,339
And now, just to let you know, Spencer Joe is in the Commissions game.

691
00:31:56,339 --> 00:32:00,019
So if you need a song written and performed for your game or podcast

692
00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:02,339
or anything else you have going on, send him an email.

693
00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:08,020
Spencer Joe at spencerjomusic at gmail.com.

694
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:11,700
He's an amazing artist who can certainly help you out with whatever you need.

695
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:13,780
I'll link all his details in the description.

696
00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:16,980
So go give him some love and put his dulcetones to work for you.

697
00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:18,340
Thank you, Spencer.

698
00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:20,740
And a huge thank you to everyone who listens,

699
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:24,820
supports, and is able to lend their amazing talents to the show.

700
00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:26,980
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701
00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:30,340
that it makes everything that we're doing here much better.

702
00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:34,340
Building the world up and helping weave this rich tapestry

703
00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:36,100
that we're all creating together.

704
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:37,060
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705
00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:38,740
If you enjoy what we're doing here,

706
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:43,140
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707
00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:46,100
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708
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,740
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709
00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:52,500
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710
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,140
Every person joining our Patreon community

711
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,460
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712
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,500
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713
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,380
So you get a whole backlog of monthly bonus episodes,

714
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:06,420
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715
00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:10,259
We're working to incorporate some new perks coming up here in the next little while.

716
00:33:10,259 --> 00:33:11,380
So keep your eye out there.

717
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:14,740
We'll make sure to let you know as we get those rolling.

718
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:16,100
And we really hope you enjoy it.

719
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,700
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720
00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:23,380
That's Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

721
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:26,340
Final big thank you to Sirenscape for some of the amazing atmosphere.

722
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:30,500
Make sure you go check them out at sirenscape.com to bring your games to life.

723
00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:33,860
The next episode will be out Wednesday, November 7th,

724
00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:37,860
where we'll wrap up this fun and a little bit spooky.

725
00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:38,980
It's mostly fun.

726
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:39,700
Mostly fun.

727
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:43,300
Look into these Harvest Festival haunted house.

728
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:47,060
Make sure you hit that subscribe button if you don't already so you don't miss out.

729
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:51,620
Let's sneak back in to see if the adventures have figured out how to do puzzles and riddles.

730
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:53,380
Maybe.

731
00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:54,500
Happy Halloween.

732
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,460
Have a great week.

733
00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:56,180
We'll talk soon.

734
00:34:00,579 --> 00:34:02,019
Watch your footing there, Mia.

735
00:34:02,019 --> 00:34:02,900
I look down.

736
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:05,140
I'm like, this is just like fucking Splash Mountain.

737
00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:08,579
They got you looking at this cute Peter Rabbit puppet show.

738
00:34:08,579 --> 00:34:10,900
And then all of a sudden, you're off of the end of a cliff.

739
00:34:11,539 --> 00:34:14,500
I make a make a perception check there to see if you see it.

740
00:34:16,579 --> 00:34:17,619
Fourteen.

741
00:34:17,619 --> 00:34:19,059
I feel like an eight perception.

742
00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:21,860
Yeah, you look down and you see you.

743
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,820
You discern the edges of the pits lid.

744
00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:28,659
Coming up right in front of you as you're about to step on top of it.

745
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:30,420
I stop.

746
00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:34,980
The three of you begin to look around and further down this hall and you see

747
00:34:36,260 --> 00:34:38,740
another pit trap a little bit ahead.

748
00:34:39,539 --> 00:34:43,300
The first one, the red path goes right over top.

749
00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:47,940
The second one, it seems the red path snakes around.

750
00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:51,460
How how big how?

751
00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:54,260
They're about 10 feet by 10 feet.

752
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:58,500
So I don't know, but it's 20 feet wide.

753
00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,300
So we just can walk.

754
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:00,660
Oh, I walk around it.

755
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:09,220
Yeah, you walk to the left and the second pit trap is 10 feet and in front to the left there.

756
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:10,740
I go around that one.

757
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,740
You find yourself back on the red halfway.

758
00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:18,260
As you continue down, everybody make a perception check.

759
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,260
Oh, baby.

760
00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:26,740
26, 7, 10, 7.

761
00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:33,700
So, Thea being in front, you make your way all the way down to the end of this hallway.

762
00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:42,580
Following down this red pathway, watching out for another three pit traps on your way down.

763
00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:44,740
Assume you tell.

764
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,580
Yeah, I'm like on your right.

765
00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:47,140
Easy there.

766
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,420
You're on your own, dickbags.

767
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:54,099
You reach the end of the hallway and the path forks.

768
00:35:55,139 --> 00:36:01,460
It goes straight ahead into the wall where you see on the wall before you

769
00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:08,980
a relief sculpture of a devil face formed of mosaic tiles and the face has a huge O

770
00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:13,059
of a mouth inside of which the space is dead black.

771
00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:17,300
And to your left, there is a small room.

772
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:20,260
And you look inside.

773
00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:24,180
The stone archway before you is filled with a veil of thick vapors.

774
00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:29,300
The stone on either side of the base and the key stone protrude slightly

775
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,059
from the stones around them.

776
00:36:31,059 --> 00:36:37,940
As you move to within touching distance, the left hand base stone begins to glow yellow.

777
00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:44,019
The right hand base stone orange and the keystone seven feet above blue.

778
00:36:44,019 --> 00:36:48,820
You also see runes in the mosaic floor that have a message for you.

779
00:36:50,179 --> 00:36:51,139
The message says,

780
00:36:52,019 --> 00:36:57,300
Hey guys, Acerac congratulates you on your powers of observation.

781
00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:02,579
So make of this whatever you wish for you will be mine in the end, no matter what.

782
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:08,420
Go back to the tormentor or through the arc and the second great hall you'll discover.

783
00:37:09,380 --> 00:37:14,500
Shun green if you can, but night's good color is for those of great valor.

784
00:37:15,220 --> 00:37:20,099
If shades of red stand for blood, the wise will not need sacrifice ought,

785
00:37:20,099 --> 00:37:22,500
but a loop of magical metal.

786
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,099
You're well along your march.

787
00:37:25,059 --> 00:37:28,820
Two pits along the way will be found to lead to a fortuitous fall.

788
00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:30,579
So check the wall.

789
00:37:32,579 --> 00:37:36,579
These keys and those are most important of all.

790
00:37:36,659 --> 00:37:39,699
And beware of trembling hands and what will maul.

791
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:46,579
If you find the faults, you find the true and into the column hall you'll come.

792
00:37:46,579 --> 00:37:49,779
And they're the throne that's key and keyed.

793
00:37:50,819 --> 00:37:55,539
The iron men of Visage Grimm do more than meets the viewer's eye.

794
00:37:56,259 --> 00:38:02,019
You've left and left and found my tomb and now your souls will die.

795
00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:05,699
Guys, we have a bad feeling.

796
00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,220
Doesn't sound great.

797
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,580
Doesn't sound great.

798
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:11,860
That last line, particularly, I am not a fan of.

799
00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:13,300
Yep, didn't really like that one.

800
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:15,860
I didn't even like the first line.

801
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:20,340
That was a lot to absorb in ruins.

802
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,340
Real long.

803
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:31,620
Thea quickly grabs a piece of parchment from her bag and scrolls the highlights.

804
00:38:32,339 --> 00:38:33,059
Should have clicked snow.

805
00:38:34,019 --> 00:38:34,819
Yeah, yeah.

806
00:38:36,819 --> 00:38:38,339
You're mine in the end no matter what.

807
00:38:40,019 --> 00:38:42,579
Torment her through the arch, second great hall.

808
00:38:42,579 --> 00:38:44,659
Souls will die, yadda yadda yadda.

809
00:38:44,659 --> 00:38:45,460
Shun green.

810
00:38:46,179 --> 00:38:48,500
Yadda yadda yadda over the best part.

811
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,539
Shades of red.

812
00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:54,739
The wise will not need sacrifice, ought but a loop of magical metal.

813
00:38:54,739 --> 00:38:56,339
I have a loop of magical metal.

814
00:38:57,139 --> 00:38:59,139
I don't want to give it to this fucking place though.

815
00:38:59,139 --> 00:39:00,420
What the hell is going on?

816
00:39:00,420 --> 00:39:01,700
That's how he gets his treasure.

817
00:39:04,099 --> 00:39:06,900
So he just has a whole lot of magical rings and stuff.

818
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:08,900
That's what I'm assuming.

819
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,579
Well, this is fucking bullshit.

820
00:39:10,579 --> 00:39:15,700
I take my dagger and I just like poke in the mouth of the dazzled

821
00:39:18,099 --> 00:39:24,019
in this like weird devil glory hole we found in this herby haunted house.

822
00:39:24,019 --> 00:39:28,019
Yes!

823
00:39:29,619 --> 00:39:31,460
I poke in the glory hole with my dagger.

824
00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:31,860
Oh boy.

825
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,820
It is as sexy as it sounds.

826
00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,019
Oh boy.

827
00:39:37,139 --> 00:39:39,460
So it's about three feet in diameter.

828
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:42,259
So you're just like poking your arm in like what's happening.

829
00:39:42,259 --> 00:39:43,460
Oh, there's an in?

830
00:39:44,259 --> 00:39:45,460
I didn't realize how far.

831
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:48,019
Yeah, like it's a big hole three feet in diameter.

832
00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:48,900
Oh gosh, okay.

833
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:49,860
I thought I was like mouth sized.

834
00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:52,420
So plenty of room for those who wish to leap in.

835
00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:56,260
I throw a copper piece in.

836
00:39:57,059 --> 00:39:58,820
You don't hear it land.

837
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:01,220
Can I throw?

838
00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:03,780
I like this throwing copper pieces is very clever.

839
00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:09,860
I'm some kind of joke about a live album from 1992 something something.

840
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:13,860
I was going to say I'm going to throw my copy of throwing copper in the hole.

841
00:40:14,820 --> 00:40:15,780
Exactly.

842
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:22,099
I want to throw a copper into the room to see if that like

843
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:27,059
activates something or like if it does something or you know.

844
00:40:27,059 --> 00:40:29,460
Okay, so you're throwing it into the room.

845
00:40:30,019 --> 00:40:30,740
What happens?

846
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:31,539
Anything?

847
00:40:31,539 --> 00:40:33,059
Sorry, I'm a little confused.

848
00:40:33,059 --> 00:40:37,780
Great straight is the slightly bigger than we thought glory hole.

849
00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:39,140
Yeah, three feet, three feet.

850
00:40:39,139 --> 00:40:45,379
To the right to the to the left is is the room the art the art the shining

851
00:40:46,659 --> 00:40:49,139
of mist with the shiny keystones.

852
00:40:49,139 --> 00:40:49,539
Yeah.

853
00:40:49,539 --> 00:40:52,179
Now what did this letter say about the colors?

854
00:40:52,179 --> 00:40:59,460
It said shun green if you can but night's good color is for those of great valor.

855
00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:03,699
If shades of red stand for blood the wise will not need sacrifice

856
00:41:03,699 --> 00:41:08,420
ought but a loop of magical metal you're well along your march.

857
00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:11,700
So it doesn't say anything about orange blue or yellow.

858
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:13,619
It's not.

859
00:41:13,619 --> 00:41:13,860
Okay.

860
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:18,260
Well, I mean blue plus yellow is blue the color of night.

861
00:41:19,539 --> 00:41:21,460
What's the color of night black blue?

862
00:41:22,579 --> 00:41:23,700
I'm assuming black.

863
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:26,579
What's the shade of this blue Russ in this room?

864
00:41:26,579 --> 00:41:33,860
Is it like a mid is it a would you say a midnight blue or more of like a robin's egg

865
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:35,139
blue what's happening?

866
00:41:35,139 --> 00:41:38,659
It's kind of like a let's just say Navy.

867
00:41:39,619 --> 00:41:41,219
It's shining Navy blue.

868
00:41:41,219 --> 00:41:41,940
I don't know.

869
00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:42,900
It's very interesting.

870
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:46,900
Okay, just like primary color blue forked.

871
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:49,859
Yeah, to the right is a wall.

872
00:41:49,859 --> 00:41:50,420
Okay, cool.

873
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:53,379
So there really is only two options.

874
00:41:54,259 --> 00:41:57,859
Okay, guys, I don't want to make a decision.

875
00:41:59,139 --> 00:42:00,819
You chose door number three pretty quick.

876
00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:03,219
I know her confidence is really faded.

877
00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:05,780
No, I'm gonna not it for this one.

878
00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:11,700
So you have the green demons mouth or the arch of mist.

879
00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:16,580
Okay, so I was somehow thinking it was red because I am kind of racist

880
00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:17,620
in my devil depictions.

881
00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:19,380
I guess I just assumed it was a red time.

882
00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:20,900
It can be any color Carla.

883
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:22,580
Can be any color apparently.

884
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:24,420
So sorry in the runes.

885
00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:26,900
Didn't it say something about something about green?

886
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,420
Green is something something something.

887
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:30,660
Yeah, something about avoiding green if you can.

888
00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:32,340
Okay.

889
00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:37,220
Then I think we should go into the mist room.

890
00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:38,820
Or how about that?

891
00:42:38,820 --> 00:42:40,980
I'll I'll go into the mist room.

892
00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:43,700
Well, if one of us goes, we all gotta go.

893
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:44,500
Yeah, it's true.

894
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:45,860
But I mean, like, I'll wait on this.

895
00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:48,100
I just see what happens as you pass through the door.

896
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:48,600
Yeah.

897
00:42:49,780 --> 00:42:54,180
You step into the mist and you feel it envelop around you.

898
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:59,380
And you blink and suddenly you're in another place.

899
00:42:59,539 --> 00:43:04,900
And you are in a miserable cubicle, which appears to have absolutely no means of egress.

900
00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:09,300
There are three iron levers, each about one foot long,

901
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:12,740
that protrude from the south wall of the chamber.

902
00:43:12,740 --> 00:43:18,019
All of a sudden someone comes out and goes, yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.

903
00:43:18,019 --> 00:43:20,019
I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.

904
00:43:22,019 --> 00:43:24,019
And someone else is wondering where there's paplers.

905
00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:26,019
Oh no, the lumber monster.

906
00:43:26,019 --> 00:43:32,019
Flint and Thea, you saw Nularaaaa walk in, the mist swarmed around her, and now you don't hear anything.

907
00:43:32,019 --> 00:43:34,019
You don't hear footsteps. You don't hear her.

908
00:43:34,019 --> 00:43:35,139
Nularaaaa!

909
00:43:35,139 --> 00:43:37,139
Do we still see mist or has that gone as well?

910
00:43:37,139 --> 00:43:39,139
No, the mist is still there.

911
00:43:39,139 --> 00:43:41,139
Can I hear them calling me?

912
00:43:41,139 --> 00:43:43,139
You do not hear them calling you.

913
00:43:43,139 --> 00:43:47,139
The room you're in is about 10 feet by 10 feet and has only those three levers.

914
00:43:47,139 --> 00:43:49,139
Who wants to go first?

915
00:43:49,139 --> 00:43:51,139
I'll go in after my buddy.

916
00:43:51,139 --> 00:43:53,139
I walk through the room.

917
00:43:53,299 --> 00:43:55,299
I'll go in after my buddy.

918
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,299
I walk through.

919
00:43:57,299 --> 00:43:59,299
Thea walks in and suddenly the same thing.

920
00:43:59,299 --> 00:44:05,299
You are enveloped by the mist and you blink and you are in the same room standing right next to Nularaaaa.

921
00:44:05,299 --> 00:44:07,299
Hey girl.

922
00:44:07,299 --> 00:44:09,299
Hey.

923
00:44:09,299 --> 00:44:11,299
What you got here?

924
00:44:11,299 --> 00:44:13,299
Not sure. Some levers?

925
00:44:13,299 --> 00:44:15,299
Did I just like disappear when I came in here?

926
00:44:15,299 --> 00:44:19,299
Yeah, and we were calling for you.

927
00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:21,460
Okay. Yeah, I didn't hear anything.

928
00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:25,460
So, you know, portals and shit as if we haven't had enough of this in our lives.

929
00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:27,460
Right. But, I mean, this is just fun and games.

930
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:31,460
But this is just a fun one. We're just at the Harvest Festival.

931
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:33,460
And we're awesome at lever type.

932
00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:39,460
We are so good at these kind of like riddle things. Amazing.

933
00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:43,460
Flint, what are you doing? Both of your friends have seemingly just disappeared.

934
00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:47,460
I'm giving them a minute to hope that they'll come back.

935
00:44:47,619 --> 00:44:51,619
You wait there for a minute. Thea and Nularaaaa, what do you do?

936
00:44:51,619 --> 00:44:53,619
Okay, so can you explain these levers again?

937
00:44:53,619 --> 00:44:57,619
You have three iron levers there sticking straight out from the wall.

938
00:44:57,619 --> 00:44:59,619
You can move them up or you can move them down.

939
00:44:59,619 --> 00:45:01,619
Sorry, they can be moved horizontally.

940
00:45:01,619 --> 00:45:03,619
So you can be moved all around. Excellent.

941
00:45:03,619 --> 00:45:05,619
Oh, okay.

942
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:07,619
So like there's four options for each one.

943
00:45:07,619 --> 00:45:09,619
Up, down, left, right.

944
00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:11,619
Up, down, side to side.

945
00:45:11,619 --> 00:45:15,619
So is it like an up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start situation?

946
00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:17,779
Is it more of a joystick?

947
00:45:17,779 --> 00:45:19,779
Well, I mean, they can only move up and down inside.

948
00:45:19,779 --> 00:45:21,779
So they can't move directly.

949
00:45:21,779 --> 00:45:23,779
Okay, all right.

950
00:45:23,779 --> 00:45:25,779
Yeah, hey, what do you think?

951
00:45:25,779 --> 00:45:27,779
Should we start pulling on some of these bad boys?

952
00:45:27,779 --> 00:45:31,779
I say let's move one in a direction and see what happens.

953
00:45:31,779 --> 00:45:33,779
Sure. I go to the one.

954
00:45:33,779 --> 00:45:37,779
So I'm assuming there's one to my left, one to my right, one in front of me.

955
00:45:37,779 --> 00:45:39,779
They're all on the wall in front of me.

956
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:41,779
Oh, they're just all on one wall.

957
00:45:41,779 --> 00:45:43,779
I go to the far left one.

958
00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,940
Yep.

959
00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:47,940
And I push it up.

960
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:51,940
It takes a good amount of strength to push it up.

961
00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:55,940
But as it reaches the top, it does not do anything.

962
00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:57,940
You do one.

963
00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:59,940
Do it.

964
00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:01,940
I'm going to go to the middle one.

965
00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:03,940
And I'm going to put it down.

966
00:46:03,940 --> 00:46:05,940
Now we don't have any, like, what is happening?

967
00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:07,940
So left is up, middle is down.

968
00:46:07,940 --> 00:46:09,940
Middle is down, right is neutral.

969
00:46:10,099 --> 00:46:12,099
Okay, nothing has happened.

970
00:46:12,099 --> 00:46:14,099
Clint, what are you doing?

971
00:46:14,099 --> 00:46:16,099
It's been about a minute.

972
00:46:16,099 --> 00:46:18,099
I'm starting to get antsy that my friends haven't come back yet.

973
00:46:18,099 --> 00:46:20,099
So I stroll into the mist to go find them.

974
00:46:22,099 --> 00:46:28,099
The mist envelops you and you blink and you are now sardined into a 10-foot room.

975
00:46:28,099 --> 00:46:30,099
Perfect.

976
00:46:30,099 --> 00:46:32,099
Oh, hey, buddy.

977
00:46:32,099 --> 00:46:34,099
You're really close, right in here.

978
00:46:34,099 --> 00:46:36,099
It's tight in here.

979
00:46:36,099 --> 00:46:38,099
Yeah.

980
00:46:38,259 --> 00:46:42,259
You want to go man that lever over there?

981
00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:44,259
We're just playing around.

982
00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:46,259
Oh, the one in the neutral position on the right?

983
00:46:46,259 --> 00:46:48,259
Sure.

984
00:46:48,259 --> 00:46:50,259
The one in the neutral position on the right?

985
00:46:50,259 --> 00:46:52,259
You got it.

986
00:46:52,259 --> 00:46:54,259
I'm going to move it to the right.

987
00:46:54,259 --> 00:46:56,259
There's no systematic, I'm dying inside.

988
00:46:56,259 --> 00:46:58,259
I thought maybe we put them all in the upright position.

989
00:46:58,259 --> 00:47:00,259
I think that's what we did.

990
00:47:00,259 --> 00:47:02,259
No, no, no.

991
00:47:02,259 --> 00:47:04,259
Maybe I thought you guys had moved in every direction already.

992
00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:08,420
You've got one up, one down, one to the right.

993
00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:10,420
Nothing happens.

994
00:47:10,420 --> 00:47:12,420
Let's try all up, you guys.

995
00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:16,420
Maybe let's try all the same thing and see if something happens.

996
00:47:16,420 --> 00:47:18,420
I move mine up.

997
00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:20,420
I also move mine up.

998
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:26,420
As the third one reaches the top, you hear a grinding of stone above you.

999
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:32,420
And a small trap door opens in the center of the ceiling 10 feet above.

1000
00:47:32,579 --> 00:47:36,579
Hey, look, an Icarus.

1001
00:47:36,579 --> 00:47:38,579
If only someone had a cool ladder.

1002
00:47:38,579 --> 00:47:40,579
Ah, shame nobody has anything cool.

1003
00:47:40,579 --> 00:47:42,579
Wait a minute.

1004
00:47:42,579 --> 00:47:48,579
It's too bad someone doesn't have boots where they could just put them on and fly straight up through.

1005
00:47:48,579 --> 00:47:50,579
Yeah, that's true.

1006
00:47:50,579 --> 00:47:52,579
I thought we established they were only hover boots.

1007
00:47:52,579 --> 00:47:54,579
No, they're levitation boots.

1008
00:47:54,579 --> 00:47:56,579
Oh, levitation boots.

1009
00:47:56,579 --> 00:47:58,579
So they'd be ideal for this scenario.

1010
00:47:58,579 --> 00:48:00,579
It would be.

1011
00:48:00,739 --> 00:48:02,739
It would be.

1012
00:48:04,739 --> 00:48:06,739
I really want to try out these boots.

1013
00:48:06,739 --> 00:48:08,739
I'm not going to lie to you guys.

1014
00:48:08,739 --> 00:48:11,739
Do you mind if I just pop up there and see what's up?

1015
00:48:11,739 --> 00:48:13,739
Give it a shot. Let's see what's up there.

1016
00:48:13,739 --> 00:48:15,739
See what's up.

1017
00:48:15,739 --> 00:48:19,739
I am currently wearing them because that is just how I...

1018
00:48:19,739 --> 00:48:22,739
Well, they're fashionable as well as levitatable.

1019
00:48:22,739 --> 00:48:24,739
They're thigh-highs.

1020
00:48:24,739 --> 00:48:26,739
Form and function.

1021
00:48:26,739 --> 00:48:28,739
Exactly.

1022
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:31,900
The other is a verbal component.

1023
00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:38,900
I position myself directly underneath the hole on the roof and I lift my hands up in the air and I say,

1024
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:40,900
Upsies!

1025
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:46,900
You go up into a small crawl space.

1026
00:48:46,900 --> 00:48:48,900
Wide enough for one person to go ahead.

1027
00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:52,900
Cool.

1028
00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:55,900
What's going on up there?

1029
00:48:56,059 --> 00:49:06,059
Well, I can use walls and things to move myself, apparently.

1030
00:49:06,059 --> 00:49:10,059
So I move myself through this.

1031
00:49:10,059 --> 00:49:12,059
Can I see if there's a dark...

1032
00:49:12,059 --> 00:49:16,059
You see it goes ahead quite a ways. You don't see an end to it, though.

1033
00:49:16,059 --> 00:49:19,059
I produce flame in my hand.

1034
00:49:19,059 --> 00:49:22,059
You still don't see an end to this crawl space.

1035
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:24,059
But do I see anything around me?

1036
00:49:24,219 --> 00:49:26,219
It is all stone.

1037
00:49:26,219 --> 00:49:28,219
Hey guys, there's like...

1038
00:49:28,219 --> 00:49:30,219
I like shimmy my way around, I'm looking down.

1039
00:49:30,219 --> 00:49:32,219
There's like a...

1040
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:36,219
Just like a long crawl tunnel happening in here.

1041
00:49:36,219 --> 00:49:40,219
You think that's just like a service tunnel for the haunted house?

1042
00:49:42,219 --> 00:49:43,219
Maybe?

1043
00:49:43,219 --> 00:49:45,219
Do you want to come down and we can try other levers?

1044
00:49:45,219 --> 00:49:51,219
Or do we want to ladder on up there and shimmy around in the ceiling?

1045
00:49:51,219 --> 00:49:53,219
Ah, well it doesn't matter to me.

1046
00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:55,380
I get to use these boots for ten minutes.

1047
00:49:57,380 --> 00:49:59,380
I slow myself down.

1048
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,380
Do you just want to hover for ten minutes and then we can revisit it?

1049
00:50:01,380 --> 00:50:03,380
Yeah, no, I'll just...

1050
00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:06,380
Yeah, I guess I do just kind of hover around.

1051
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,380
You want to try all three down?

1052
00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:12,380
See what happens?

1053
00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:14,380
Yeah, let's do it.

1054
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:16,380
I push myself down from the ceiling.

1055
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:19,380
Like and towards the thing.

1056
00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:21,380
And I feel like...

1057
00:50:21,539 --> 00:50:24,539
I feel like when I push down, I'm just going to end up like floating.

1058
00:50:24,539 --> 00:50:28,539
Like you're an astronaut in space and you're adjusting where you need to go.

1059
00:50:28,539 --> 00:50:32,539
You're not bracing yourself, so you're just like pulling yourself off.

1060
00:50:33,539 --> 00:50:36,539
I let go and I just kind of like float there.

1061
00:50:36,539 --> 00:50:38,539
And I'm like maybe one of you guys...

1062
00:50:38,539 --> 00:50:41,539
Obviously it doesn't have to happen at the same time.

1063
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,539
Okay, well I'll get hers as well.

1064
00:50:43,539 --> 00:50:45,539
Since I'm in the middle.

1065
00:50:45,539 --> 00:50:50,539
Yeah, since we're moving all the levers down and when we moved it all up, an opening started.

1066
00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:54,699
So I'm going to hang on to my lever as I move it down, just in case the floor gives way.

1067
00:50:54,699 --> 00:50:56,699
This seems like a good idea.

1068
00:50:56,699 --> 00:50:57,699
So smart.

1069
00:50:57,699 --> 00:50:58,699
So smart.

1070
00:50:58,699 --> 00:50:59,699
I'm not going to do that floating.

1071
00:50:59,699 --> 00:51:00,699
You don't need to.

1072
00:51:00,699 --> 00:51:01,699
Okay.

1073
00:51:01,699 --> 00:51:03,699
So you go one at a time.

1074
00:51:03,699 --> 00:51:05,699
Obviously because Nularaaa is doing two.

1075
00:51:05,699 --> 00:51:12,699
So you do the first two and then as the third one hits the bottom, the floor gives way.

1076
00:51:12,699 --> 00:51:14,699
All of the floor?

1077
00:51:14,699 --> 00:51:15,699
All of the floor.

1078
00:51:15,699 --> 00:51:17,699
Good thing we were holding on.

1079
00:51:17,699 --> 00:51:19,699
Everybody make a strength check.

1080
00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:20,860
I will.

1081
00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:22,860
Except you because you're floating.

1082
00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:24,860
I got 17.

1083
00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:25,860
14?

1084
00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:27,860
You manage to hang on.

1085
00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:30,860
And you look down and...

1086
00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:31,860
I'm literally...

1087
00:51:31,860 --> 00:51:37,860
I float in a single place until I am pushed or pulled against a fixed object or surface

1088
00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:38,860
within reach.

1089
00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:39,860
Okay.

1090
00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:40,860
So you're floating there.

1091
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:42,860
Just kind of just hanging out.

1092
00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:45,860
And you look down and it looks like it goes down for quite a long ways.

1093
00:51:45,860 --> 00:51:47,860
Now is this just a straight drop?

1094
00:51:47,860 --> 00:51:48,860
Straight drop.

1095
00:51:49,019 --> 00:51:53,019
I take another copper out of my pocket and I flick it in and I listen.

1096
00:51:53,019 --> 00:51:58,019
You listen for quite a while and what you can assume to be a 100 foot drop is when

1097
00:51:58,019 --> 00:52:00,019
you hear the copper hit the ground.

1098
00:52:00,019 --> 00:52:03,019
Guys, that's really far.

1099
00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:06,019
We're in a little bit of a pickle.

1100
00:52:06,019 --> 00:52:08,019
Because you guys...

1101
00:52:08,019 --> 00:52:11,019
I wonder how long my ladder extends to.

1102
00:52:11,019 --> 00:52:13,019
It's only 50 feet.

1103
00:52:13,019 --> 00:52:14,019
Okay.

1104
00:52:14,019 --> 00:52:15,019
Can you guys...

1105
00:52:15,019 --> 00:52:16,019
Okay.

1106
00:52:16,019 --> 00:52:17,019
Here's what I'm wondering.

1107
00:52:17,179 --> 00:52:24,179
Can you guys hold on to the lever, get your feet braced against the wall and pull it back

1108
00:52:24,179 --> 00:52:25,179
up?

1109
00:52:25,179 --> 00:52:28,179
So like we're climbing a building 60s Batman style.

1110
00:52:28,179 --> 00:52:29,179
Yeah.

1111
00:52:29,179 --> 00:52:30,179
Yes.

1112
00:52:30,179 --> 00:52:31,179
And I can try to...

1113
00:52:31,179 --> 00:52:34,179
I don't think I could pull down on the lever.

1114
00:52:34,179 --> 00:52:39,019
But I think if I braced my feet onto the wall, I could pull up on a lever.

1115
00:52:39,019 --> 00:52:40,019
Sorry for clarification.

1116
00:52:40,019 --> 00:52:43,059
At the same time that the floor gave way, the roof shut as well.

1117
00:52:43,059 --> 00:52:44,059
Right.

1118
00:52:44,059 --> 00:52:45,059
Sure.

1119
00:52:45,059 --> 00:52:46,059
Yeah.

1120
00:52:46,099 --> 00:52:47,099
Okay.

1121
00:52:47,099 --> 00:52:48,099
Because he can do that.

1122
00:52:48,099 --> 00:52:49,099
Oh yeah.

1123
00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:50,099
What did Donnie do?

1124
00:52:50,099 --> 00:52:51,099
Did he follow you through or is he still in the hallway?

1125
00:52:51,099 --> 00:52:52,099
I always just assume he's with me.

1126
00:52:52,099 --> 00:52:53,099
I assume he always...

1127
00:52:53,099 --> 00:52:54,099
Yeah.

1128
00:52:54,099 --> 00:52:55,099
I always just assume he's with me.

1129
00:52:55,099 --> 00:52:56,099
Then yeah.

1130
00:52:56,099 --> 00:52:57,099
Donnie's flying.

1131
00:52:57,099 --> 00:52:58,099
Yeah.

1132
00:52:58,099 --> 00:52:59,099
So, but he...

1133
00:52:59,099 --> 00:53:00,099
Oh, this is a real tight fix.

1134
00:53:00,099 --> 00:53:03,099
It is real tight in there.

1135
00:53:03,099 --> 00:53:04,099
Well, 10 square feet.

1136
00:53:04,099 --> 00:53:06,099
That's like an elevator, right?

1137
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:07,099
Yeah.

1138
00:53:07,099 --> 00:53:10,099
That's pretty tight.

1139
00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:15,099
Because he wouldn't be at a loss of strength.

1140
00:53:15,139 --> 00:53:17,139
Can he try and pull one up?

1141
00:53:17,139 --> 00:53:18,139
Yeah.

1142
00:53:18,139 --> 00:53:19,139
He got a 15.

1143
00:53:19,139 --> 00:53:22,139
Do I have to roll strength to pull one up?

1144
00:53:22,139 --> 00:53:25,139
Are you trying to pull one up as well or is it just Donnie?

1145
00:53:25,139 --> 00:53:26,139
Yeah.

1146
00:53:26,139 --> 00:53:29,139
You roll with disadvantage because you have nothing to brace yourself on.

1147
00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:31,139
I can brace myself against the wall.

1148
00:53:31,139 --> 00:53:34,139
You're levitating away from the wall.

1149
00:53:34,139 --> 00:53:37,139
Because you levitate away from any surface.

1150
00:53:37,139 --> 00:53:38,139
Damn.

1151
00:53:38,179 --> 00:53:43,179
Disadvantage is stupid and...

1152
00:53:43,179 --> 00:53:44,179
Stupid.

1153
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,179
It's stupid and stupid.

1154
00:53:46,179 --> 00:53:52,179
Donnie manages to pull his up and as he does the floor slowly begins to rise beneath

1155
00:53:52,179 --> 00:53:55,179
your feet and you find yourself standing back on solid ground.

1156
00:54:08,179 --> 00:54:19,179
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io

1157
00:54:19,179 --> 00:54:22,179
Door number three.

1158
00:54:24,179 --> 00:54:25,179
And you're all dead.

1159
00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:26,179
Jesus Christ.

1160
00:54:26,179 --> 00:54:27,179
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

1161
00:54:27,179 --> 00:54:28,179
Pretty anticlimactic.

1162
00:54:28,179 --> 00:54:29,179
I mean, yeah.

1163
00:54:29,179 --> 00:54:30,179
On and off.

1164
00:54:30,179 --> 00:54:33,179
That's where it all wraps up.

1165
00:54:33,179 --> 00:54:36,179
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